Cat: TODAY'S A NICE DAY! I'M GOING OUTSIDE!
Bat (far away from cat holding a brick launcher): What a nice day indeed....
Dog: Hey! Cat's coming outside!
Cat: Hmmm... I'm starting to regret me ever saying tha-(get's hit in the head with a brick)
Dog: CAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bat: FUZZ! I was aming for Dog!
Frog: Should I get more bricks?
Bat: NO! IT TOOK FOREVER FOR YOU TO GET THE OTHER BRICK! WHY DID IT TAKE FOREVER ANYWAYS!?
Frog: The donut shop was sooooooooooo close..........
Bat: WHO FREAKING CARES ABOUT DONUTS!
Frog: I do!
(Bat punches Frog in the face)
Doctor: He survived but he got severe brain damage.
Cat: MY GOSH! LAST THING I REMEMBER AN EAGLE SWOOPED DOWN AND TOOK MY HAIR! Oops! I don't have hair!
Cat (on fire) : MUAHAHAHAHA
Dog: WHAT THE!!!??? CAT WHY ARE YOU AND YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE!?
(Dog pours water on Cat and his house but it was too late.... for his house)
Dog: Well it looks like your gonna have to live with me.
Cat: YAY ROOM-MATES!